He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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