ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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