You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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