is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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