It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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