I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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