all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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