Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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