This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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