theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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