On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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