White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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