Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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