you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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