Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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