i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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