Hey man sorry I got all grabby
if only i could text you this smell
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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