I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ugly people sure do ruin things
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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