Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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