: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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