butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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