you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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