Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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