What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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