id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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