I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
it's like iHOP with fire
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Randomize
