she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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