If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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