i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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