do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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