I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I look better un-naked...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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