I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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