Porn is love you can see.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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