i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize