Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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