How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Drunk is not a location!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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