piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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