You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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