U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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