I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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