We won't sleep together?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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