i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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