so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
