You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you would pick up someone in the library
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
either way he was missing a nipple.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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