Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You can make out without kissing
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Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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