That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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