My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
