For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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