no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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