why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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