this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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