I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
be right there i have to get my cape
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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