whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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