quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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