Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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